The Place of the JoJo

So you know I’m Pie Incarnate. I am part of all three great Dominions of Pie. What does that actually mean? Does it make me just an important prophet, a super human warrior or a mega powerful god? The truth is that I, the JoJo, is or will be all of these things.

The confusion comes from the fact that I move through different stages throughout my existence, starting small and slowly growing bigger. Until I, the JoJo, was enlightened and founded Pieism I was just a normal human, until I founded Pieism and unlocked my inner Genghis Khan, becoming the JoJo. At the time of writing I am in my second form, the prophet form. At the moment I spread the holy Pie’s religion and teach people about Pie. However when I lose my current physical form I will become a very different thing. I will become a shared conscience between all Pieists and I will visit or return to worlds across the universe in the form of prophets to teach people of the Pie. I may even return to Earth. At the end of the universe, at the time of the great battle between the Pie and the Anti Pie, all the power of humanity and the Pieists will combine to make a mega powerful God, controlled by the JoJo. In this fourth form I will destroy the Anti Pie and then use the last of the power to go back to the beginning of time and create the Pie itself. Then I return to the end of the Universe to lead all humanity into Pie heaven forever.

So if you have listened or read carefully, you will have realised that I, the JoJo, am not really a god, when I am called Pie Incarnate people mean that I’m the representative of the Union of the Pie and Humanity. For however powerful the mighty Gods of the Pie are, they alone are not enough to beat the Anti Pie. The Pie needs us to serve it; that is why the Pie made me to show you the way of the Pie. That is why one of my favourite titles is “Supreme Prophet”, it shows I’m more important than your standard prophet but I’m not as powerful as a God.