The Sacred Scrolls of Pieist Wisdom: The Pie is Everything and Everything is the Pie

The Sacred Scrolls of Pieist Wisdom

History of the Scrolls

The Sacred Scrolls of Pieist Wisdom are the oldest and newest holy books of Pieism. When Pieism was first founded, the Sacred Scrolls were the only holy book, however they were just sayings on pieces of paper. The Book of Pie, nowadays the most important holy book, was first just a collection of these scrolls. It slowly became more independent until today's form, the Sacred Scrolls were forgotten. Therefore back in 2008 our JoJo announced that an online version of the scrolls would be launched, for the whole world to enjoy.

The Purpose of the Scrolls

The Sacred Scrolls are a collection of minor holy tracts, each with it's own meaning and teaching. Most were written directly by the JoJo himself. This is so the more obscure beliefs of Pieism can be taught without cluttering up the main Pieism website and holy text. Knowledge of basic Pieism lore is recommended for full understanding of these scrolls.

Thursday 21 February 2008

The Pie is Everything and Everything is the Pie

The Pie is Everything and Everything is the Pie! If you wonder what the Pie looks like, look at anything. Every person, creature or object is Pie. For there is just two substances in every universe, Pie (which is Matter) and Anti Pie (which is Anti Matter). The two annihilate each other to make nothing. The spiritual universe is purely Pie, which is why the Pie has control over it. The material universe is mostly Pie but is sprinkled with impurities of Anti-Pie. This is why the Pie doesn't have full control over our universe.

At the beginning of time the Pie destroyed most of the Anti-Pie. However, in the Pie’s infinite wisdom, it knew that if it completely extinguished the Anti-Pie, there wouldn't be enough Pie to run a material universe and make souls to inhabit it. So the Pie is running the material universe and has a job for all beings to do. Good actions make Pie, while bad actions make Anti-Pie. So doing the right thing helps expand the Pie, ready for the final battle, in which the Anti-Pie and its minions will be destroyed forever.

Loyal Pieists, you must to do good deeds to help the Pie. This is more important than praying to the Pie. Give your neighbour your Pie, for it shall get you more Pie in the long run.

The Sacred Scrolls of Pieist Wisdom